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'Scarfolk is a quaint town in the north west of England. At first glance it appears perfectly ordinary. Neighbours chat to each other over hedges while children play in the quiet, suburban streets. Yet this provincial place has received a lot of media attention over the past five years. Rumours have surfaced claiming that the town has not progressed since 1979' - It's Nice That

'A reminder of the days before political correctness. UKIP voters might not see the irony.' - Sunday Times

'Horrific and hilarious... a dystopic vision of an England that would have given Orwell the heebie-jeebies.' - Independent

'It's full of the most lovely horrors... Brilliantly creepy.' - Cory Doctorow

'Scarfolk is so amazing. You can easily lose an evening by falling down that rabbithole.' - Wil Wheaton

'Very funny, very clever and also they scare me a bit.' - Warren Ellis

'One of the funniest things there is.' - Mark Gatiss

'The most twisted English village of the 1970s.' - Dangerous Minds

'In these brain shattering days, Scarfolk is your guide and only friend.' - Richard Kadrey, author of Sandman Slim