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  • Text on the card reads: Sniff it Barry, it's not marmite...

    Forest Fr!ends Collection | Greeting Cards

    Forest Fr!ends Collection | Greeting Cards

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  • A blue card with text on the front that reads: Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard.

    Magnificent… | Greeting Card

    Magnificent… | Greeting Card

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  • A white card with a drawing on the front of a horse standing Infront of a bar talking to the server. There are 2 speech bubbles, One coming from the server that reads: ' Why the long face? and another coming from the horse that reads: ' Give me some beer you cunt'

    Why the long face? | Greeting Card

    Why the long face? | Greeting Card

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  • Eternal Darkness | Greeting Card

    Eternal Darkness | Greeting Card

    Eternal Darkness | Greeting Card

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  • Happy Birthday Sexy | Greeting Card

    Happy Birthday Sexy | Greeting Card

    Happy Birthday Sexy | Greeting Card

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  • This image shows a birthday card with the image of a cartoon elderly couple sat on chairs with some drinks in the middle of them. The text on the card reads 'Happy Birthday May you live long enough to piss yourself, and frighten small children.' The cards is red with some colourful bunting in the background and there is a spotty envelope

    Frighten Small Children | Greeting Card

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    Frighten Small Children | Greeting Card

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  • A white card with a cartoon drawing of a man with a llama's shadow. The text on the card reads: 'He was just a man, but he had a llama's shadow'

    Llama's Shadow | Greeting Card

    Llama's Shadow | Greeting Card

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  • Treat Yourself | Greeting Card

    Treat Yourself | Greeting Card

    Treat Yourself | Greeting Card

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  • A pink greeting card with a drawing of a yellow, red and blue house on the front. The text on the card reads “Congrats on your new home, I hope your new neighbours aren’t cunts”

    Congrats On Your New Home | Greeting Card

    Congrats On Your New Home | Greeting Card

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  • A blue card with a cartookn rabbit on the front that is reading Watership down. There is a speach bubble coming from that rabbit that reads: Fucking HELL

    Watership Downer | Greeting Card

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    Watership Downer | Greeting Card

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  • A white card with the image of a woman in bed being brought a tray of red wine and cigarettes. The text on the card reads: For A special lady

    Special Lady | Greeting Card

    Special Lady | Greeting Card

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  • A white card with a pink cartoon on the front of a man scraping his plate into a 'smart bin'. The text on the card reads Smart bin at the top and there is a speech bubble coming from the bins mouth that reads: Not eating that lettuce then? managed the chips though yeah, you fat cunt

    Smart Bin | Greeting Card

    Smart Bin | Greeting Card

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  • A white card with a blue cartoon on the front of a boy showing a piece of paper to his grandma that reads Granny is a whore. The parents are in the background with a speech bubble that reads: Don't worry if you can't find your glasses

    Granny Is A … | Greeting Card

    Granny Is A … | Greeting Card

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  • A card with a comic strip on the front with someone wearing a t-shirt that reads 'ask me about my jazz hands'. In the 2nd box another man has appeared with another t-shirt that also says 'ask me about me jazz hands' with 'This town ain't big enough for the two of us' written at the top. The following box says 'Then there's only one way to settle it' written on it followed by the 2 men standing across from each other like they are about to have a 'jazz hands' battle.

    Jazz Hands | Greeting Card

    Jazz Hands | Greeting Card

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  • A read card with a cartoon drawing of a man in a yellow jumper that reads 'I hate corners' shouting at a corner. The text above this reads: 'Gaah! Corners!'

    I Hate Corners | Greeting Card

    I Hate Corners | Greeting Card

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  • It’s For The Best | Greeting Card

    It’s For The Best | Greeting Card

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    It’s For The Best | Greeting Card

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  • My Influencer Style | Greeting Card

    My Influencer Style | Greeting Card

    My Influencer Style | Greeting Card

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  • A red card with 6 different funny hand shadow signals on the front. The card reads: Some of the hand shadows I've had to use this week - Does this bucket of teeth belong to anyone? - Can someone stop her playing Axel F like that - John's been hit by a drone again - It might be a pervert, it might not, but I'm not opening that door - Just do what it says, you'll get us all killed you fool - We're not having another open casket funeral for Aubrey.

    Hand Shadows | Greeting Card

    Hand Shadows | Greeting Card

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  • I Bloody Love Gin | Greeting Card

    I Bloody Love Gin | Greeting Card

    I Bloody Love Gin | Greeting Card

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  • My Name Is Traitor Leaving Card | Greeting Card

    My Name Is Traitor Leaving Card | Greeting Card

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    My Name Is Traitor Leaving Card | Greeting Card

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  • Tea Towels | Greeting Card

    Tea Towels | Greeting Card

    Tea Towels | Greeting Card

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  • Time Travel For Beginners | Greeting Card

    Time Travel For Beginners | Greeting Card

    Time Travel For Beginners | Greeting Card

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  • See You Later | Greeting Card

    See You Later | Greeting Card

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    See You Later | Greeting Card

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