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  • Text on the card reads: Sniff it Barry, it's not marmite...

    Forest Fr!ends Collection | Greeting Cards

    Forest Fr!ends Collection | Greeting Cards

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  • A blue card with text on the front that reads: Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard.

    Magnificent… | Greeting Card

    Magnificent… | Greeting Card

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  • A white card with a drawing on the front of a horse standing Infront of a bar talking to the server. There are 2 speech bubbles, One coming from the server that reads: ' Why the long face? and another coming from the horse that reads: ' Give me some beer you cunt'

    Why the long face? | Greeting Card

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    Why the long face? | Greeting Card

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  • See You Later | Greeting Card

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    See You Later | Greeting Card

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  • Cure | Greeting Card

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    Cure | Greeting Card

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  • Stay Positive | Greeting Card

    Stay Positive | Greeting Card

    Stay Positive | Greeting Card

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  • Family Portrait | Greeting Card

    Family Portrait | Greeting Card

    Family Portrait | Greeting Card

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  • Express Your Feelings | Greeting Card

    Express Your Feelings | Greeting Card

    Express Your Feelings | Greeting Card

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  • Magical Garden | Greeting Card

    Magical Garden | Greeting Card

    Magical Garden | Greeting Card

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  • Sell Your Soul | Greeting Card

    Sell Your Soul | Greeting Card

    Sell Your Soul | Greeting Card

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  • Hanging With All My Friends | Greeting Card

    Hanging With All My Friends | Greeting Card

    Hanging With All My Friends | Greeting Card

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  • High Five Death | Greeting Card

    High Five Death | Greeting Card

    High Five Death | Greeting Card

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  • Normal is Boring | Greeting Card

    Normal is Boring | Greeting Card

    Normal is Boring | Greeting Card

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  • Worship Coffee | Greeting Card

    Worship Coffee | Greeting Card

    Worship Coffee | Greeting Card

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  • Eternal Darkness | Greeting Card

    Eternal Darkness | Greeting Card

    Eternal Darkness | Greeting Card

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  • Time Travel For Beginners | Greeting Card

    Time Travel For Beginners | Greeting Card

    Time Travel For Beginners | Greeting Card

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  • Treat Yourself | Greeting Card

    Treat Yourself | Greeting Card

    Treat Yourself | Greeting Card

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  • Mum, You're The Problem | Greeting Card

    Mum, You're The Problem | Greeting Card

    Mum, You're The Problem | Greeting Card

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  • Toasters | Greeting Card

    Toasters | Greeting Card

    Toasters | Greeting Card

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  • Zombie Apocalypse | Greeting Card

    Zombie Apocalypse | Greeting Card

    Zombie Apocalypse | Greeting Card

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  • Happy Birthday Sexy | Greeting Card

    Happy Birthday Sexy | Greeting Card

    Happy Birthday Sexy | Greeting Card

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  • This image shows a birthday card with the image of a cartoon elderly couple sat on chairs with some drinks in the middle of them. The text on the card reads 'Happy Birthday May you live long enough to piss yourself, and frighten small children.' The cards is red with some colourful bunting in the background and there is a spotty envelope

    Frighten Small Children | Greeting Card

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    Frighten Small Children | Greeting Card

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  • A pink greeting card with a drawing of a yellow, red and blue house on the front. The text on the card reads “Congrats on your new home, I hope your new neighbours aren’t cunts”

    Congrats On Your New Home | Greeting Card

    Congrats On Your New Home | Greeting Card

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  • Targeted Ads | Greeting Card

    Targeted Ads | Greeting Card

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    Targeted Ads | Greeting Card

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