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  • A white box with a blue cardboard slip around that reads: Motivational pencils one for each day one the week yeah? Infront is an open box of pencils that read: Keep smiling you cunt, Try not to shit yourself, Keep on breathing, Fling shit in the face of no, Arseholes to it yeah?, Chill out you tit and Fucking wade in it and see what happens yeah.

    Motivational Pencils | Modern Toss Pencil Set

    Motivational Pencils | Modern Toss Pencil Set

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  • A white box with a orange cardboard slip around that reads: Inspirational pencils one for each day one the week yeah? Infront is an open box of pencils that read: You shit gold, You stink like a winner, Unmute your inner asshole, You are the best version of what you had to work with, Fly like a horse with wings, Whatever your dream is, write it down, or you might forget it and Don't give up till you reach lunchtime.

    Inspirational Pencils | Modern Toss Pencil Set

    Inspirational Pencils | Modern Toss Pencil Set

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  • Special Lady | Greeting Card

    Special Lady | Greeting Card

    Special Lady | Greeting Card

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  • A white tea towel hung on a washing line that has lots of flies with different funny flies names on. The text on the tea towel treads: 'Flies of the british isles'

    Flies Of The British Isles | Modern Toss Tea Towel

    Flies Of The British Isles | Modern Toss Tea Towel

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  • A green coaster with a drawing at the bottom of 2 people having a meeting at work. there are 2 speech bubble coming from the people that read: ' How are you getting on with your new line manager?' 'He's a fucking c*nt' and the coaster also reads 'Work' at the top.

    Line Manager | Coaster

    Line Manager | Coaster

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  • A yellow coaster with a little drawing at the bottom of a man using a telephone. The text on the coaster reads: Work - 'I can't come in today so fuck off'

    Can’t Come Into Work Today | Coaster

    Can’t Come Into Work Today | Coaster

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  • A white tote bag with a red drawings on of lots of grumpy people. The text on the bag reads: Le travail c'est la merde

    Modern Toss Work Is Sh*t | Tote Bag

    Modern Toss Work Is Sh*t | Tote Bag

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  • A white card with a pink cartoon on the front of a man scraping his plate into a 'smart bin'. The text on the card reads Smart bin at the top and there is a speech bubble coming from the bins mouth that reads: Not eating that lettuce then? managed the chips though yeah, you fat cunt

    Smart Bin | Greeting Card'

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    Smart Bin | Greeting Card'

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  • A yellow coaster with a drawing of a man on his laptop in his living room. There is a speech bubble coming from him that reads: 'Guys, just realised I'm going to have to wrap this meeting up, I've got a 3:15 with Columbo' and also reads ' Working from home' at the top

    Columbo | Coaster

    Columbo | Coaster

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  • Card with illustration of a man in a suit leant against an office wall, with text 'Have A Great Day Don't Get Too Shitted Up'.

    Sh*tted Up | Modern Toss Greeting Card

    Sh*tted Up | Modern Toss Greeting Card

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  • Modern Toss Best Version Funny Greeting Card

    Best Version | Modern Toss Greeting Card

    Best Version | Modern Toss Greeting Card

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  • Targeted Ads | Greeting Card

    Targeted Ads | Greeting Card

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    Targeted Ads | Greeting Card

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  • Card with a humorous scene of a man drawing at a table with other people, featuring text bubbles.

    Absinthe Drinkers | Greeting Card

    Absinthe Drinkers | Greeting Card

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  • A white mug with a periodic table of swear words printed on the front.

    Periodic Table Of Swearing | Modern Toss Mug

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    Periodic Table Of Swearing | Modern Toss Mug

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  • Brow Bar | Greeting Card

    Brow Bar | Greeting Card

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    Brow Bar | Greeting Card

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  • Modern Toss Work | Coaster Set

    Modern Toss Work | Coaster Set

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    Modern Toss Work | Coaster Set

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  • A tea towel hung on a washing line that has a periodic table printed on the front but instead of chemical elements it has swear words

    Periodic Table Of Swearing | Modern Toss Tea Towel

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    Periodic Table Of Swearing | Modern Toss Tea Towel

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  • Card with humorous take on 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' painting, featuring text bubbles and a modern twist.

    Pearl Earring | Greeting Card

    Pearl Earring | Greeting Card

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  • Card with a humorous take on Van Gogh's 'The chair' painting, featuring text and a chair.

    Van Gogh Chair | Modern Toss Greeting Card

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    Van Gogh Chair | Modern Toss Greeting Card

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  • The Working Day | Modern Toss Notebook

    The Working Day | Modern Toss Notebook

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    The Working Day | Modern Toss Notebook

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