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  • Sweary Biro | Pens

    Sweary Biro | Pens

    Sweary Biro | Pens

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  • A white box with a blue cardboard slip around that reads: Motivational pencils one for each day one the week yeah? Infront is an open box of pencils that read: Keep smiling you cunt, Try not to shit yourself, Keep on breathing, Fling shit in the face of no, Arseholes to it yeah?, Chill out you tit and Fucking wade in it and see what happens yeah.

    Motivational Pencils | Modern Toss Pencil Set

    Motivational Pencils | Modern Toss Pencil Set

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  • A white box with a orange cardboard slip around that reads: Inspirational pencils one for each day one the week yeah? Infront is an open box of pencils that read: You shit gold, You stink like a winner, Unmute your inner asshole, You are the best version of what you had to work with, Fly like a horse with wings, Whatever your dream is, write it down, or you might forget it and Don't give up till you reach lunchtime.

    Inspirational Pencils | Modern Toss Pencil Set

    Inspirational Pencils | Modern Toss Pencil Set

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  • Erasable Pen | Rabbit

    Erasable Pen | Rabbit

    Erasable Pen | Rabbit

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    Erasable Pen | Bee

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  • A set of 5 pencils that are pink with gold ends. All the pencils have different drag race saying on them. From left to right they are:'Sashay Away' 'You better werk' 'Opulence! You own everything' 'Miss... Vaaaaanjie' 'She Already Done Had Herses'

    Drag Race | Pencil Set

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    Drag Race | Pencil Set

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  • A blue cardboard box with the graphic on the front of 2 sad cartoon pencils and a sad cloud. The box reads: Depressed pencils, I'm easily broken. To the side of the box are a set of pencils that read: You're just going to write me off, You wear me down, I'm not as sharp as i used to be, In time I'll be pointless, I used to be a mighty oak and I'm easily broken

    Depressed Pencils | Pencil Set

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    Depressed Pencils | Pencil Set

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