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Periodic Table Of Swearing | Modern Toss Tea Towel

Periodic Table Of Swearing | Modern Toss Tea Towel

Regular price £12.00
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Burnt the toast again? Everyone else in the house expecting the magical washing up fairies to do it? Then this periodic table of swearing tea towel will come in very handy for learning new under your breath swears, as well as drying the pots.

100% cotton


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HOTCAKES vintage clothes shop and gift shop is based in Hebden Bridge in the beautiful Calder Valley. Home to a multitude of amazing small independent businesses, watched over by a fierce army of geese.