• Text on the cards reads: Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here.
  • Text on the card reads: Sniff it Barry, it's not marmite...
  • Text on the card reads: To show you how i feel about you I named a star after you. That little star there is now called ' f*cking dickhead'...
  • The card reads: Jesus, no wonder you cried. It's like King Kong's finger
  • Text on the card reads: Honestly Sue, all he does is sleep, eat and sh*t. This morning he actually managed to get sh*t right up his back! Oh dear, How's the baby...?
  • Text on the card reads: Why would i make this shi*t up Janet? There's a ginger pube in my bloody battenberg...
  • Text on the card reads: Right Daphne, what part of 'sit the f*ck down and I'll bring it over' are you struggling with...
  • Text on the card reads: Christ skae Barry, wake up! - There's piss everywhere...
  • Text on the card reads: Oh no, that man has accidentally sat on a courgette! Oh phew, no he hasn't. Hang on , yes he has. Oh wait, no he hasn't. Yes he has. Hasn't. Has...
  • Text on the card reads: Sorry, I'm going to be late. I'll be with you as soon as prince f*ck-knuckle of dickshire sorts his sh*t out...
  • Text on the card reads: i was kinda hoping your first word would be 'mummy'...
  • Text on the card reads: When this is all over i can't wait to get away- Yeah, we've definitley earned a holiday. I mean from you.
  • Text on the card reads: That angelic little face reminds me that i want to be a better father...a better man... a better human being. - That angelic little face reminds me that i leak a little piss in my knickers every time i cough or sneeze...
  • A white card with 2 rabbits looking at a mirror in the bathroom. The text on the card reads: You know Garry, sometimes when i look in the mirror, I hate what I see.- You're looking at me right now, aren't you? - I am Garry...
  • A white card with 2 rabbits sat down eating a meal and a rabbit waiter stood at the end of the table. The text on the card reads: This 'fine dining' is an absolute joke. we've just spent a small fortune on a meal that would fit on a f*cking postage stamp. - Evening sir and madam, how is your meal? - Gorgeous thank you. Just perfect...
  • A white card with 2 rabbits stood in the kitchen. The text on the card reads: What time is dinner? - Well, i'm aiming for 'when it's f*cking ready' o'clock.
  • A white card with 2 rabbits in a bedroom. One of them is in bed reading and the other is stood in the door way. The text on the card reads: I was thinking maybe we could spice things up in the bedroom. How about we paly doctors and nurses? - Do you not read the f*cking news Terry...?
  • A white card with 2 rabbits stood outside of a house that is for sale. The text on the card reads: So, what do you think? - There's a stench of death oozing from every pore of this house. - On the plus side it does have a lovely new patio out back...
  • A white card with a Mother rabbit reading to a baby rabbit that is tucked up in bed. The text on the card reads: Once upon a time there was a little kid who shut the f*ck up and whet straight to sleep...
  • A white card with 2 rabbits on the front. One of them is in the bathtub and the other is stood at the side holding a toaster. The text on the card reads: What a relief to finally sort out our life in insurance. Lets celebrate with some toast....
  • A white card with 2 rabbits on the front that are stood outside of a house that is built into the hillside. The text on the card reads: Come out here and say that you specky twat! - Just leave it Gary. - I'll wind you in the f*cking willows...!
  • Two rabbits stood in a field, one of them has a sword and the other is on a cross. The text on the card reads: Apologies, it's my first day on the job
  • A white card with a mother rabbit putting a baby rabbit to bed. Behind the door in the room is another rabbit dressed up as a clown. The text on the card reads: ' He said if I don't go straight to sleep then the 'Killer clown' will get me - There's no such ting sweetie. I'm not too sure where daddy is right now but when I see him I'll tell him not to be so silly.
  • A white card with an adult and baby rabbit and an adult squirrel stood outside of a school. The text on the card reads: I'm sorry to report little Annabelle said a 'naughty' word in class today - Really? For f*cks sake...
  • A white card with a mother rabbit and her baby on the front emptying the washing machine. The text on the card reads: Bad news is the hamster's dead. Good news is that it's soft, clean and smells like a spring meadow
  • A white card with a father rabbit and baby rabbit looking over a swimming pool. The text on the card reads: And that son, is why we never trust a fart...
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HOTCAKES

Forest Fr!ends Collection | Greeting Cards

Forest Fr!ends Collection | Greeting Cards

£2.95
£2.95
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Style

Woodland creatures anthropomorphised and getting up to all sorts of cheeky business! 

Printed on an FSC certified board

Recycled brown kraft envelope.

Measures 148 x 148mm

Blank inside

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